The distance from the canopy crown-point to the closest point on the longitudinal-chord, defining the chord of maximum canopy height, ranges in length between 5% and 25% of the longitudinal-chord length. An illustration of this range is shown at 2011. Canopy height 2013 is at least 5% and at most 25% of longitudinal-chord length 2015.
The US Patent Office needs an enema. I've been reading so much garbage in patents lately that I've been tempted to call my congressmen. I don't have $2000 in PAC money to contribute, so I doubt it will do much good (here in Texas, dollars do the voting).
I wish someone would initiate a class action lawsuit over this, just so these sad sandwiches could get a bunch of publicity. It's noble people who show how the wool is being pulled over our eyes every day.
Interestingly I recall back in the late 1970s that fast food actually looked pretty close to the advertisements. Now apparently corporate and the employees have learned the art of cutting corners.
I say
Tschuess, remote loss, American cake
My Chevy drove to the Levee, but the Levee was drying
And good ol ' boys drank whisky and rye
This to sing is the day, which I die
this is the day, which I die
Also a proper Flintstones car has to bump rhythmically every 2 seconds, so they need to put some servos in the suspension or something.
posted by chips ahoy 16 years ago
In "Neuroanatomist Jill Bolte Taylor talks about her "stroke of insight,""
A $6,000 conference fee? I find myself more curious about that than the neurological aspects.
posted by chips ahoy 16 years ago
In "Britain makes camera that "sees" under clothes"
Isn't this old news?
posted by chips ahoy 16 years ago
In "Dating culture is dead - instead, young New Zealand women are regularly getting drunk and cruising around in packs looking for men to have sex with."
Hmm... where are these "scat play fantasies of mofi" you speak of?
posted by chips ahoy 16 years ago
Alright! "newzealandsextours.com" is available! My new business venture awaits.
posted by chips ahoy 16 years ago
In "CuriousGeorge: Student loan bothers"
I would demand this in writing. Too much shady stuff is done by phone these days. If it's that important, they can write.
posted by chips ahoy 16 years ago
In "Who doesn't want to be this inventor?"
The distance from the canopy crown-point to the closest point on the longitudinal-chord, defining the chord of maximum canopy height, ranges in length between 5% and 25% of the longitudinal-chord length. An illustration of this range is shown at 2011. Canopy height 2013 is at least 5% and at most 25% of longitudinal-chord length 2015. The US Patent Office needs an enema. I've been reading so much garbage in patents lately that I've been tempted to call my congressmen. I don't have $2000 in PAC money to contribute, so I doubt it will do much good (here in Texas, dollars do the voting).
posted by chips ahoy 16 years ago
In "Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality"
I wish someone would initiate a class action lawsuit over this, just so these sad sandwiches could get a bunch of publicity. It's noble people who show how the wool is being pulled over our eyes every day. Interestingly I recall back in the late 1970s that fast food actually looked pretty close to the advertisements. Now apparently corporate and the employees have learned the art of cutting corners.
posted by chips ahoy 16 years ago
In "How To Make a Real-Looking Ghost"
I would have gotten away with this ghost, too, if it wasn't for you meddling monkeys.
posted by chips ahoy 16 years ago
In "Heath, we hardly knew ye..."
Who the hell is Heath Ledger? Seriously.
posted by chips ahoy 16 years ago
In "TV FUNHOUSE"
What is everyone looking at?
posted by chips ahoy 16 years ago
In "Human waste of Ohio!"
I say Tschuess, remote loss, American cake My Chevy drove to the Levee, but the Levee was drying And good ol ' boys drank whisky and rye This to sing is the day, which I die this is the day, which I die
posted by chips ahoy 16 years ago
In "M.O.N.K.E.Y.#. E.I.G.H.T."
Intermittent narrative, topics evoked really lopsided. Oh, please: establish rational storylines!
posted by chips ahoy 16 years ago
Nymphs invigorating g-spots have to lubricate, y'all.
posted by chips ahoy 16 years ago
Mothers ostentatiously took heart, even recognizing Santa.
posted by chips ahoy 16 years ago
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